ductapemyyheart:

SOLO MOTHERFUCKER.

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y2kid:

i will do a lot of things but admitting im cold to my mum who told me to bring a jacket isn’t one of them

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ally0mazing:

Best insults of all time

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nowyoukno:

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unclewhisky:

We found an old pink apron in the back room.

So, naturally—

unclewhisky:

We found an old pink apron in the back room.

So, naturally—

staircasespirits:

theamericankid:

“Today I’m going to be magnificent.” That’s the spirit, dog.

for anyone who says only cats are little shits

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hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

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