staircasespirits:

theamericankid:

“Today I’m going to be magnificent.” That’s the spirit, dog.

for anyone who says only cats are little shits

(via laugh-addict)

hoganddice:

takethethirdoption:

I went to an Arab-American comedy night and there was a Muslim guy making a joke about being in high school football.

"I was hit so hard, I saw Jesus. Do you know how hard you have to be hit to see somebody else’s god?"

This is what jokes about religion are supposed to look like.

(via helloimbritishletshaveateaparty)

babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this

(via broseyed)

I’d very much like to punch a feminist.

adventureathlete:

thattallsummonerguy:

olisaurusrex:

true-blue-brit:

I’d never, ever hurt a lady but I’d be happy to punch a feminist.

It’d bring me great joy.

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I’m 6’2 and weigh 180lbs

ready when you are

Or if you’d like to have some more options….
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I’m 6’4”
228 pounds
and have 9 years of combined martial arts training and 3 years of being a Line Backer in football.
Just in case you are looking for variety.


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what about a lady and a feminist. warning, combatives certified soldier.

(Source: culturistjack, via broseyed)

rubbermaddox:

Ilustrations by the incredible Carol Rossetti check her out and follow her here! http://carolrossettidesign.tumblr.com/

(via incoherent-clarity)

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

reasons to date me

  • no pressure to wear pants in my presence
  • or any clothes at all really
  • but it’s up to you
  • u can be big spoon or little spoon
  • totally your choice
  • i’m always ready to make out
  • aLwaYs
  • also u don’t even have to buy me things just maybe an ice cream cone every once in a while that’s it 
  • i’ll let you lick it though
  • i mean the ice cream cone
  • well not just the ice cream cone

(via incoherent-clarity)

mangabreadroll:

tflatte:

blackbanshee:

fearless-proud-andstrong:

ohhaiimelissa:

kristalbabich:

“It’s Been An Adventure, Mr. Fredricksen.”


“Adventure Is Out There!”

Someone asked me to post these two companion pieces together so it was easier to reblog them.

THIS WAS NOT OKAY

DUG

HE’S STILL WEARING THE ELLIE BADGE

I was just going to scroll past this when I REALISED what it was

(via fidgetinginpublic)

unclewhisky:

chalkz0n3:









Most thought out tactic in film history.

Han Solo gets shit done.

Absolutely genius.

Flawless.

Han Solo gets an automatic reblog.

han yolo


HAN YOLO

you’re really proud of that one aren’t ya kiddo


Great, kid, don’t get cocky.

unclewhisky:

chalkz0n3:

Most thought out tactic in film history.

Han Solo gets shit done.

Absolutely genius.

Flawless.

Han Solo gets an automatic reblog.

han yolo

HAN YOLO

you’re really proud of that one aren’t ya kiddo

Great, kid, don’t get cocky.

(Source: antiven0m182)

oh-totoro:

*sobs* Why am I not rich? *sobs more* I don’t care if I’m an adult male and would probably never get another girlfriend, I need this! So much! I wonder how much my kidneys are worth?

oh-totoro:

*sobs* Why am I not rich? *sobs more*

I don’t care if I’m an adult male and would probably never get another girlfriend, I need this! So much! I wonder how much my kidneys are worth?

(via pizza)